Last night I saw this cat sitting on my front (freshly painted!) porch and tapped on the glass until I startled it and it ran away.
Then this morning, I see him setting up shop on my back porch! On my lone piece of white wicker! And he has a collar! I didn't shoo him away this time, but instead let him sleep, solely to prove to those cat-loving friends of mine, that I have a heart.
But, if he's still around when I come home....he'd better have a prayer.