Easter dinner conversation:
Brother: I was at the cottage and this fox came up to me while I was shovelling the car out. So, I was trying to think of ways to keep it there and I had some Cheerios in my trunk so I fed them to him. Right out of my hand!
Sister: You had Cheerios just randomly in your trunk?
Mother: Oh, he has so much junk in his trunk.
Mother and grandparents look bewildered.
Later we taught Mom that WTF stands for "Why The Face?"