Thursday, March 25, 2010

Randomness

On a day when you wear two equally useful belts, you just know that something is going to be odd about that day.
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Fashion Week is going uncharacteristically smoothly and we are well ahead of schedule. Which is why I have two minutes free to blog and have actually had the opportunity to eat a yogurt.
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Singers should be banned from including siren sounds in their songs. As a vehicle operator, who already got pulled over this week, I am a little nervous about speeding and that isn't helping.
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Last weekend while in line to go dancing, some chicks got into a fight and one of them kept screaming the following at the other one: "I will cut you! I will cut you and put you in my freezer!" Over and over. What the F is wrong with people? And why the F didn't we get out of line and go home to read a book? Ugh.
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Don't you love when you eat a bunch of grapes and every single one is firm, plump and ready to eat? No wrinkly, brown or mushy ones. Love that!
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What is Petrone? According to every rapper and hip hopper, we should all be drinking this. In a diamond crusted goblet. With hoes. Or is it hos?

2 comments:

  1. Petrone is super fancy & super expensive tequila.

    I know this, because I have, on occasion, watched...sigh...'The Hills'.

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  2. Oh Michelle. Luckily the shame will end soon as this season is it's last. However, I worry about the long term effects of The Hills.

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