Me: Excuse me, do you have any Freezies?
7-11 Store Clerk: Listen kid, I'm going to give it to you straight. We don't got no Freezies and we won't get them all summer.
Me (crestfallen and bristling at the tough love): Uh....
7-11 Store Clerk: Well, I figured there's no point lyin' to ya.
I settled for a pink grapefruit Slurpee. It is 10am.
At least I steered clear of the taquitos seen here.