Saturday, June 18, 2011

The Freeze Out

Me: Excuse me, do you have any Freezies?

7-11 Store Clerk: Listen kid, I'm going to give it to you straight. We don't got no Freezies and we won't get them all summer.

Me (crestfallen and bristling at the tough love): Uh....

7-11 Store Clerk: Well, I figured there's no point lyin' to ya.

I settled for a pink grapefruit Slurpee. It is 10am.

At least I steered clear of the taquitos seen here.

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