Lessons learned....

Champagne should only be consumed in single glass servings twice a year...max.
Drinking an entire bottle within 60 minutes will cause the following to happen:
- you will convince yourself that singing karaoke to both Nelly Furtado and Captain and Tenille is a great idea
- you will do this in front of a room of strangers at a house party you have just arrived to
- you will spend the following 3 hours on the floor of someone's bathroom, rueing the day you allowed yourself to buy into the sampling of Two Oceans at the LCBO
- you will remember that the day you are rueing was actually only two hours ago
- your own mother will comment the following day: "Uh, Melissa....you look really rough" Whatever happened to "a face only a mother could love"?
- you will have to apologize to aforementioned house party host and promise never to return

I vow I will never see the bottom of an empty champagne bottle again. For the rest of the month.