Randomness

I can't foresee any situation at any point during the rest of my life where I would be required to buy shoelaces. Ever. Think about it. Just think.
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I think that on my list of 100 Things That Make Me Happy, getting more than 20 Timbits in a 20 pack is a solid climber. I always count them as I eat them and sometimes I try to be extra friendly to the cashier so she throws in some more sour cream glazed.
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I was in a grocery store a few weeks ago (back when I consumed a real meal that contained food from a once living organism) and saw egg nog in the dairy section. Egg nog! In October?! People, this is ridiculous. I can't stand the holidays being jammed down my throat when I haven't even bought my 50% off Hallowe'en candy yet! But the nog sure was delicious. So creamy...
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Why are AM radio stations so static filled? I've been doing a lot of driving lately and because even I can't listen to that stupid Akon song more than 11 times in an afternoon, I've been tuning into talk radio. Plus it makes me feel smarter. Like when I watch the CBC. Not CBC, the CBC.
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How are Nielsen ratings produced? How do they know how many people watched a certain show last night? How?!?
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There is no fathomable way that the words "Thanks a lot" can be interpreted as nice. Try texting or emailing them - totally sarcastic and bitchy. Even try saying them out loud, as I just did, they still sound rude and insincere. Why is that?
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Why are many of my Randomness bullets filled with questions? Is there really that much that I don't know? Huh? Well, is there?