I am headed for Las Vegas this weekend for some debauchery with my most debaucherous friend. A friend who just barely returned from Barcelona after living like a junkie for ten days. Clearly I will be taking the reins on this holiday and my first order of business is to create a list of goals for Vegas 2009.
1) do not get arrested
2) do not spend more than $150 in bail money if Shari gets arrested
3) eat at Fatburger again
4) pretend to gamble only long enough to get free drinks
5) cash out if I win more than $15 at any casino machine
6) be poolside for at least 45% of each day
7) do not see Criss Angel
8) dress like tart in order to get into clubs I can't afford
9) make flight home
I've been to Vegas before to see only the most incredible of musical groups with my most incredible friend Katy. It was a source of pride for us that we ate exclusively at Fatburger, IHOP, Denny's and buffets. However, that being said, perhaps a tenth goal should be added.
10) eat at least one vegetable each day. Celery stalk in caesar does not count.
It's cool, hotel buffets have salad bars (although they usually include pudding and jell-o for some reason).
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