Crown from Burger King: free with purchase ($5.26) and an embarrassing amount of begging the teenage boy behind the counter. Crown came with a side of nausea and regret after consuming 2 Whopper Juniors.
Crazy Eyes glasses: $2.25 - eyebrow shaping and blue eyeshadow $17.50 extra, but I think worth every penny.
3 vodka cranberries: let's say...$15.00
The ability to look like the Crazy Burger Queen: priceless
OMG! You know Megan Fox?!!!
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